At Mojo's, because people have discovered half-off sushi is the thing to do on Tuesday nights:
Adam: You know how they say a thousand monkeys can't create a Shakespeare? Well, there's also a theory that given enough resources, you can randomly generate, say, Hamlet. So a guy tested it. He wrote a program. It wrote Hamlet in four days.
Me: Really? That's incredible. I mean, consider the number of possibilities.
David: Yeah, like: "Look! We got it! Oh wait... That's a 'k'."